WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU INSIPID NEOPHYTES DONE TO SHADOWMAN?!

Shadow Man, I have a mission for you.

I ordered take out from a restaurant in Asuka. Go and pick it up for me.

... Don't think I forgot about you, son. I've been working on this for a while, so I wanted to make sure I got it just right.

[attached: new helmet]

Hello, Crash Man.

I saw your rant in that odd little girl's post, and it sounded a bit like something I'd drawn up myself, so...

Here.

[attached: Pipi]

I didn't have enough materials to do the egg dropping mechanism, but... hopefully this should suffice.

A deal's a deal, Commander Armstrong.

The bombs are in two two tamers known as "Mega Man" and "Crash Man."

Now, don't come after me, or maybe more will end up like dear Metal Man.

Sacrifices must be made, you know.

YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

...

I always wanted to say that.

Hello, everyone. My name is Dr. Albert Wily and I am now Lord Bowser's new scientist ( Read more... )

Ah, finally. Civilization.

My name's Dr. Albert Wily, and I'm looking for work. I have a great amount of skill in mechanics and electronics, and I'm a decent programmer too. My expertise is in automatons.

Anybody interested?